Who's been sleeping in my bed

If a dog lives with you chances are you're familiar with their ability to resist cooperating when politely asked to change location.

Hey, would you get off the bed?
No response. Not even a glance in my direction.

Beau, please move.
He tilted his head to stare at the wall.

Want to go outside?
The very tip of his tail twitched with no other sign of acknowledgment.

I used a flash taking these photos, he didn't blink.

I finally decided to move him but this dog knows how to go limp and increase his weight.

Sliding my hands under his hips, I started to tug.
He managed to pull everything with him, three covers and two pillows.