Mae/By

Mae/by called me today. She's a sex worker in NSTL. She’s dazzling and witty and crushes my heart too much. M: Miss Christian? Me: What did I tell you about that? M: …Oh. Excuse ……Christian? Me: Hey Mae-bee. Where are you? M: Working King. Got a question and I know you busy extinguishing in your bed. Me: ……languishing?…. M: No time for poetry! I need an answer. Me: Step it up bish I’m extinguishing. M: What does Poor White mean? Me (After laughing for three minutes) It means Still White. M: Snow White? Me: No. STILL WHITE which means if you are born into poverty you can always find ways out of it because you’re white. Think Dolly Parton. M: ……Damn. Thats *brittle.* Me: It is. Mae/by once gave me a pro tip about safe sex. I usally don't get up in her business but I needed to know she was safe. She told me she carries a condom in her cheek.