Me: (On the floor under my desk trying to resolve the connectivity problem with the Amazon Fire Stick while on the phone with customer service) Are you in the Philippines?
CS: (very surprised) Yes.
Me: I'm feeling very defensive about our election results and I want you to know I didn't vote for him.
CS: I can't discuss that with you.
Me: OK...Please understand we are terrified.
CS: SO. ARE. WE.