OK, how would you describe this jacket? Positive affirmations?
From behind me I hear her mutter: The wall in the Womens bathroom.
I laughed so hard I hit the wall.
Likewise hilarious yesterday was my Doctor pulling the too tight stitches out of my hand. I was yelling, he was telling me to relax (as if) when I showed him my sweating hands. Look at this, I shouted, you're killing me!
He scoffed: That's just from me touching you.
Last week in the operating room I complained to him that I had to take off everything just to have surgery on my hand.
I had nothing to do with that, he tartly informed me before they knocked me out.
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